A Hostile Letter From Rampleseed

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 | Plugs

Happy Thursday!

Last night I received a very hostile letter from Rampleseed. Needless to say I am completely unnerved. Here is the letter in its entirety.

HeY JerKS! ThIS Is RaMPLEseeD. We HoPE YouRE ReaDY To HAve YouR PeniseS stoMPED on By Our FunnyneSS! YoU GuyS Are GoiiNG To Be DriVInG HoME SaYinG, “OUCHh! OuR PeniSEs HuRT CouRTeSY Of RAMPLeSeeD!” DoN’t SHoW UP On FrIDay If You ValUe YouR PeNISES, WhICh We KNOwED YoU Do. EspeciALly MikE, EvEn ThouGH HiS Is SuPER SmaLL, SmALLER Than A GerbIL.

Take care,

Rampleseed”

Ok, I admit it. These guys are totally in my head. I am freaked.

Mike

Details:
Friday April 25th, 11pm
Brave New Workshop
26th and Hennepin, MPLS
$10 It’s a fundraiser for Twin Cities Improv Festival
Rampleseed (Tyler Samples and Tom Reed) vs Ferrari McSpeedy (Joe Bozic and Mike Fotis)

6 Comments to A Hostile Letter From Rampleseed

Levi
April 24, 2008

I’m offended by your use of the word penises.
Come on, grow up you homo.
Don’t be so retarded.

Mike Fotis
April 24, 2008

For the briefest of moments, I thought your comment followed the structure of a haiku…

Dutch
April 24, 2008

Don’t be afraid of douchebags with poor punctuation.

Scott Pakudaitis
April 24, 2008

Only a wuss would be afraid of that letter. If you’re intimidated by that, you no longer deserve the moniker “Steak.” “Tofu” or possibly “Potted Meat Product” might be more apt.

Rachel
April 24, 2008

What happens if both Fingergun and Ferrari McSpeedy make it to the final PunchOut! ?

(also, I am ridiculously fond of the word “apt” thanks to The Simpsons)

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