I Will Never Write About Golf Again…Until I Do.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 | Solo Show Stuff, Sports

Happy Tuesday!

1. The Skirt Turtles won their first game of the Summer schedule. Man, we really played well last night. Aside from what is becoming known as “the fifth inning curse”, in which everything that can go wrong, does, we are turning into a real ball club. What’s that odor? It’s sweet. It smells like victory.

2. “Why would I want to read a blog about a guy watching golf on TV?”-Jimmy Gaines 6/16/08. I have no idea, Jimmy. But I appreciate your readership. I really do. Tomorrow I promise to tell the story of some obscure band from the 70’s that no one’s ever heard of, and how with a few breaks that never happened, they would have been bigger than the Stones. I promise.

3. I am in full fledged writing mode right now. Fringe, BNW, videos, bills, letters, you name it. If it needs writing, you can bet I’m writing it. Hillary dropping out of the race has added a whole lot of clarity to my writing for the upcoming BNW show. Sure, she was the easiest target out there and I’m a little sad that I’ll have to wait to use some of my better pantsuit jokes, but I’m going to go glass half full on this one and say that it’s better this way. Maybe after years and years in the spotlight Hillary was getting too easy to poke fun at. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

As for the Fringe show, it continues to putter along. I really just need to pick some stories and then write them. Ugh. Just ugh.I don’t know why in my head I’ve decided that the show needs to 3 longish stories. There’s no reason to do it that way just because that’s what it was last year. I could do 5 less longish stories and still be just fine. Good Lord, me. You are a pathetic non-deciding fuck tart*.

4. Al Franken is a short, short man.

Mike

*I really hope Tiger Woods says that to himself right before (or after) a big putt. There, I got a little more golf in there. Ha.

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6 Comments to I Will Never Write About Golf Again…Until I Do.

Bree
June 17, 2008

I don’t understand the concept of a pantsuit. I mean, a separate term for “suit” if it’s worn by a woman v. a man. We don’t call them “pantsuits” if a man is wearing them, but they’re the same thing…cut differently, of course.

Beth Denton
June 17, 2008

Man, forget that band. It’s been done. Tell me about the hockey fight.

If you have to, make one up. I like hockey fights.

Anonymous
June 17, 2008

Bree-Good point. I think the term “pantsuit” is so silly sounding that it sets itself up for mocking. Better than “jacketsuit” I suppose.

Beth-I’m on it. And you’re right. That band is so last century.

Bree
June 17, 2008

I guess I understand differentiating between a “pantsuit” and a “skirtsuit” (would that be one word?) in a product description, but that’s really about it.

Venske
June 17, 2008

Mangione is way bigger than the Stones and if you haven’t experienced him, you’ve been living in a pantsuit…

Catherine
June 17, 2008

Height is relative. You are a tall man Mike. Compared to you, I am probably a hobbit.

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