The View…
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 | Uncategorized
Happy Tuesday!
1. Oh man! Might there be an opening for yours truly on The View? All I know is that Whoopi and the Blond girl got into a fight over the “n” word. Barbara, you need me. I’m a healer. I can fix this. How many times do I have to ask to be on your show? How many times do you wonderful women have to fight before you realize that my calming presence is absolutely necessary? Seriously, if I were on this show, Rosie would still be on the air alongside Whoopi challenging America and making it laugh. Me and Joy would make cookies! I can’t remember the other woman’s name, but rest assured, had I been on the show, she and I would have talked off camera about how the world is round, or whatever little gaffe she made. BARBARA! America needs me on daytime TV. Just think about it, k?
2 Comments to The View…
Maybe you should start a petition. I’ll sign it — as will all of my pets and relatives (past & present)
I know that your chance on the View will someday come. It is only a matter of time before all of the angry emails that your fans send Barbara take their toll and she caves.
Oh, and as we drive to Florida, we can’t help but think of you roughly every 5 miles thanks to the plethora of Steak ‘n Shakes around here. Luckily, there is one in Tampa, so eventually my morbid curiosity shall be satiated.
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