Sorry guys.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 | Sports

Happy Wednesday.

1. I’m sorry Twins fans, I truly am. This may sound hollow coming from this die hard Cubber, but you have to remember, I grew up in hard core White Sox territory.  Seeing them succeed brings me right back to the days of being harassed because my favorite team wasn’t graced with the presence of baseball immortality, like Frank Thomas and Jack (blackjack) McDowell.  God, those days really shaped the miserable bastard I am today.

2. Hey! Nothing says, economic security like a bailout know one wants, huh? I was having trouble grasping how something so large could affect me. I mean, 700 billion dollars? That’s like 700 billion McDonald’s cheeseburgers, you know?

Luckily, my car broke down last night. I’m sure when I get the bill the reality of my financial situation in relation to the Country’s will become much clearer. Man, I’m hoping I’m crying wolf and my car needs nothing more than a hug.

3. Finally….GO CUBS! GO CUBS! GO CUBS!

4. Can anyone drive me to a bar that will be playing the game?

Mike

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