Fuck You, Cubs

Monday, October 6th, 2008 | Sports, Uncategorized

Happy Monday.

1. The Cubs were swept in the first round of the MLB playoffs. In other words, they choked. They managed something like 6 runs for the entire series. I can’t even put into words how I feel right now. I know I can’t wtch anymore baseball for the year. It just hurts too much. I feel like I got dumped ad ever saw it coming. I expected to go on several more dates with this girl. In fact, I thought she might be the one. But then, out of nowhere, she calls, says it’s over and changes her number and address, just to be sure that the break off is complete and final.

Fucking Cubs. And don’t give me any of that “loveable losers” bullshit. That’s a cute moniker for non fans.

2. In brighter news, I’m in Missouri visiting my nephew! Woo hoo! He’s the best.  I drove through the entirety of Iowa to get here.  It’s literally a 300+ mile straight shot. Additionally about every 50 miles or so, public radio would start over and I’d be forced to listen to Prarie  Home…again. Over and over. it was awful.

Byee!

Mike

1 Comment to Fuck You, Cubs

Scott P
October 6, 2008

They’re just losers. They ain’t lovable.

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