Things I Learned Last Night
Happy Monday!
1. First off, please take a moment to notice the lovely new “art” on my website. I call the three separate pieces, “Bike Path”, “Death Of A Shitty Beer” and “Wall”. Shower me with praise.
2. Although I always thought I could, it turns out I cannot eat 3/4′s of a medium sized stuffed spinach pizza from Giordano’s and not suffer the horrible, horrible consequences. Essentially my body went into shut down. My stomach expanded with gas and shame, my ass sealed shut and a gas with a temp of at least 5,000 degrees lingered in my throat forcing me to lay in bed all night and accept that when I do stupid shit, I must face the…shit. That won’t come out.
3. Because I couldn’t sleep last night I was lucky enough to be awake when a Chicago Police Officer arrested a man right outside (and a floor below) the LCW’s window. From this I learned that the CPD will use a taser if you (the suspect) don’t calm the fuck down. Whether or not that’s the official phrase they’re supposed to use, I think we should all consider ourselves warned.
4. If you haven’t already, scroll down the site and join my blog network.
Mike
Nice banner images. They tell a story. Mike gets drunk on Icehouse outside, litters, attempts to ride a bike, and hits a wall.
Also, I notice that Top Chef is by far the most prominent item in your tag cloud, handily beating out yourself and the BNW.
Clarence – that is a delicious observation on the tag cloud.
Oops, pun not intended.
You are truly an artiste!
I can eat at most 3 pieces of stuffed pizza. Any more than that and I will experience the same effects that you did.