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Happy Monday!

1. T-Mobile emailed me a special offer this weekend! For just ten dollars more a month, I can double my minutes and get unlimited night and weekend calling! What a great deal! Wait. Actually, now that I look at this offer, it doesn’t say anything about replacing the screen on my G1 or offering me a new one for what I originally paid.  That’s weird and here’s why. I’ve called you guys several times and each time you’ve asked me what my problem was, I never said, “I wish I had unlimited nights and weekends for only ten dollars more monthly than I already pay!”  Because if that had been my problem, you would have solved it you shitbergs. So, in other words, my problem remains unresolved. It’s kind of like this, T-Mobile. Pretend you’re a doctor and I’m a patient. I walk into your office complaining about my cancer. I make it very clear that I have cancer. I show you scans of my cancer. It’s clear I have cancer. Behind you, in a clear paneled medicine chest, is a bottle of cancer-b-gone.  All I need is a bottle of cancer-b-gone and I’ll be set. In no time, I’ll be flying kites and DJ’ing dance parties just like I used to. But here’s the problem. Despite hearing what my problem is, you offer me, I don’t know, let’s say Metamucil, saying that this will make me regular.  That’s nice of you, but it didn’t solve my problem you pile of afterbirth…

Also, fuck you.

2. So, I did my last show at the BNW for a few months on Saturday. Strange feeling for so many reasons. Some of them sweet. Some of them very, very strange.  Lots of people were acting like I was done forever. For good. Kerplunked and dunked. I’m not. I will return.

I am looking forward to trying a few new things while I’m gone. In fact, I’ve got a neat idea for my Saturdays. I’ll fill you in soon, once I’m sure I want to do it.

3. I am performing several times at TCIF. On Saturday with the BNW. On Thursday with Fingergun. And on Friday with Ferrari McSpeedy. You should definitely check those sets out.

Mike

Tags: TCIF

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