Puppy Day!
Happy Tuesday!
1. Today means big things for the puppy. We’re gonna head to Petco or whatever the fuck it’s called and we’re going to buy some nail clippers! Yay! Then we’re going to learn how to walk like a lady with her new leash/harness and retractable leash. Then, we’re going go to the dog park! Then we’re going to practice not being on my furniture.
2. Yesterday I did 120 pushups. Granted they were broken up over 5 sets, but still…120. C’mon, that’s pretty good.
3. My solo Fringe show is still nowhere near written. Yikes. Still, because I know what I’m writing, I feel way farther along than I was last year at this time, when I had pages and pages of dribble. From that dribble I think one page made it into the show. Or maybe I’m just imagining a world where I am not a procrastinator. Chances are that at this time last year, I hadn’t written shit. The only thing I know is that I didn’t have any ideas. At all.
Congratulations on your 120 push ups. If you think about it, that’s a push up a second for a full TWO MINUTES–only spread out over an entire day.
Good luck with the nail clippers. I hope you didn’t get sucked in by the Pedipaws nonsense, as it is merely a Dremel with a plastic shield around it.
Bree-I did. But, it was cheaper than the Dremel. Whatev, I think I’ll return it and just get a cheap version.
The Dremel, though, is multipurposed. Trim a dog’s nails! Etch your initials in your newly-purchased trunk! Carve ceramic dump trucks (yes, I know someone who used a Dremel to do that)! Do amateur dentistry!