Togar Went to the Vet. Also, Please Schedule My Fringe Show!
Happy Monday!
1. My cat went to the Vet today for the first time in nearly 5 years. Despite the fact that he is…ummm…how do I put this…obese, the vet was shocked at how healthy he was. Togar’s plan of doing absolutely nothing since his last appointment has served him well.
He did have an ingrown nail that needed to be removed and because of this he’s sporting a nifty green bandage and has been put on a diet food, but all in all I can look forward to many more years of him ignoring me until it’s time to eat. Yay! I love my cat. He’s a grumpy motherfucker and he revels in it.
2. Holy fuck! I really, really need to get going on my Fringe show. I’m thinking that the show will be one long story with one constant theme that will be broken into chapters. It’s a tiny departure from the last few years, but I really think it’s going to work nicely. Every single idea I’ve had for this show has come to me in the shower. Apparently hot water pounding my incredibly gorgeous and soapy body sparks my brain into action!
Here’s the schedule if you’re interested. If you’re even more keen, go to www.fringefestival.org and schedule my show!
Thu., Jul. 30 @ 10:00 p.m.
Sat., Aug. 1 @ 10:00 p.m.
Tue., Aug. 4 @ 10:00 p.m.
Fri., Aug. 7 @ 8:30 p.m.
Sat., Aug. 8 @ 10:00 p.m.

Already scheduled.
But you’re sticking with the tried and true “sit at a table and read” method, right?
Hey, now that I actually clicked the link to schedule, I see that you are! Hooray!
Also, using your dog as advertisement? Brilliant.
Absolutely, Bree. I love sitting and can read with the best of them.
Thanks Ben!
Thank you. That puppy hopefully will sell some tickets.
Yay! I’m glad Togar went to the vet and that he’s healthy (relatively). I was worried about that nail o’ his.
“I’m Mike Fotis. Please schedule my Fringe show that I just admitted I haven’t been working on. Also, my cat is morbidly obese.”
“Apparently hot water pounding my incredibly gorgeous and soapy body sparks my brain into action!”
Hot.
Clarence-Togar says hi.
Caleb-Words cannot describe the betrayal I feel…
Rachel-GROWL!
Did you feel betrayed because of the fringe show comment or because I called you cat fat?
Finally a cat story!