Suggestion!
Happy Friday!
1. Hey guess what? The new Mainstage show at the BNW opens tonight. I’m excited to see the show, rumor is that it’s quite the laugh fest. After the show, stick around for the after show party and mingle with Caleb. He’d really like that. Topics that he loves to talk about include:
1. Why you think you’re funny…
2. Your feelings…
3. How funny and cutting edge your college sketch group was …
Seriously. Do this. It would be awesome.

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