Creature Feature Tonight! Also, An Open Letter To The Modern Day Pirate I Saw At Kowalski’s
Happy Friday!
1. Creature Feature continues tonight! 1030pm. BNW. $10. Joining Creature Feature is the talented and terrifying, Survivors Of The Undead Plague. Reserve your seats ahead of time.
2. Dear Modern Day Pirate I Saw At Kowalski’s,
This is a pirate shirt. If you're wearing this shirt in public, you have stones in your nut sack.
Ahoy! Where did you come from? Are you lost? Whatever your story may be, I am sure it is full of adventure and daring! And perhaps the most daring part of your story would be your outfit. Where do I begin modern day pirate? Let’s start with your single giant golden hooped earring. I could feel the the confusion permeate from you as you stared at my naked earlobe while we both waited for our paninis. What kind of lily livered land lover was I to walk the streets un-bejeweled? And surely you must have wondered why you were the only person wearing blindingly white acid washed jeans. And the buttons on my shirt clearly made you furious. Where was my loose fitting shirt with lacing?
Pirate, I surely hope you find your crew soon, for the land is no place for you.
Mike
Guy was probably just on his way to work at the corn maze. http://www.severscornmaze.com/