Further Evidence That Mike Is Losing His Mind…
Posted in Stupid Purchases on December 19th, 2008 by Mike Fotis – 12 CommentsHappy Friday!
1. Maybe it’s because I’m turning 32 in a few days and any semblance of the youth or pride of self I once enjoyed is gone, or maybe it’s simply because I’m a cheap bastard who’s finally coming to terms, but I am seriously, SERIOUSLY thinking about buying a flowbee. You guys know what I’m talking about right? For those of you who don’t, and I don’t believe that’s possible, let me fill you in on this bit insanity. The Flowbee is essentially clippers that attach to any standard vaccuum cleaner. That’s right, your hair is sucked into the flowbee, cut with the precision of a surgeon and then neatly disposed of in your vaccuum. Done and done. No fuss. No Muss. I know. It’s like God was bored and decided to make the perfect infomercial product.
I know I shouldn’t do it. I know it. Hell, the website itself is a deterrent, clearly having been set up in the early 90’s and not altered since. But still, I’m probably gonna do it. I mean, my haircuts are not complicated. A number 3 on the sides and then a nice blend into what’s left up top. That’s it. I should be able to do that on my own. Honestly, the only reason I don’t clipper my hair on my own now, is that I can’t stand sweeping anything, let alone little graying(sp?) hairs. The inventor of Flowbee (GOD) seems to have known this about me and other men and marketed a product that addresses so many of our faults.
Anyhoo, long story short, I’ll let you know on Monday what I decided to do.
Mike
