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Happy Tuesday!

1. Dear readers, I am in a bit of a fashion quandry. My Mother gave me a vest for xmas. Or it might have been for my birthday but I digress. The point is, it’s a nice vest. It’s dark brown and the front is a classy corduroy. I like it. But will I ever wear it? And almost as importantly, will I be mocked from now until the end of eternity if I do?  I know that were say, anyone on the planet minus a bootlegger during the prohibition era, to appear in front of me wearing a vest, I would laugh until my eyes popped out of my head and my stomach bled.   But still, I do consider myself to be something of a clothes kind of guy and maybe it is time to take a chance. The counter argument to what I just wrote of course is…”It’s a vest.”

Ladies and Gentlemen of good taste, what are your thoughts?  I’m probably just going to try it out for a while…

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Happy Monday!

1. First off, please take a moment to notice the lovely new “art” on my website. I call the three separate pieces, “Bike Path”, “Death Of A Shitty Beer” and “Wall”. Shower me with praise.

2. Although I always thought I could, it turns out I cannot eat 3/4′s of a medium sized stuffed spinach pizza  from Giordano’s and not suffer the horrible, horrible consequences.  Essentially my body went into shut down. My stomach expanded with gas and shame, my ass sealed shut and a gas with a temp of at least 5,000 degrees lingered in my throat forcing me to lay in bed all night and accept that when I do stupid shit, I must face the…shit. That won’t come out.

3. Because I couldn’t sleep last night I was lucky enough to be awake when a Chicago Police Officer arrested a man right outside (and a floor below) the LCW’s window. From this I learned that the CPD will use a taser if you (the suspect) don’t calm the fuck down. Whether or not that’s the official phrase they’re supposed to use, I think we should all consider ourselves warned.

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Mike