Happy Wednesday!
1. This summer has become “Mike Tries To Get In Shape And Be An Adult Summer.” And so far, so good. I am a man who needs goals. I have to wrok towards something. Just saying I am going to do 10 sit ups isn’t enough to overcome the years of “laze training” my brain and body have engaged in. So to fight this, I am working towards being able to do 100 push ups and 200 sit ups in a single setting. Both “programs” break up into five sets of torture that I am supposed to engage in every other day. At first, I was like, “Fuck you arbitrary number. Fuck you right in your b-hole.” But as the days have gone on and I’ve started to see results, I have to say that I am somewhat obsessed with accomplishing this goal. It is my El Guapo.
2. In line with my summer of change, I have decided to buy actual adult furniture for my home. No more futons for couches, milk crates for shelves and the skeletons of homeless drifters as blinds. I am going to the store and I am going to buy furniture and have my living room actually resemble a living room. If my mother can figure out how to turn on her computer and somehow stumbles across this post, she will be very proud.I am thinking of going to HOM Furniture. They seem to have nice things at a reasonable price, but of course, I am open to suggestion.
Mike!
